Funny Community Post : What's REALLY going on ?
Funny Community Post : What's REALLY going on ?
Το post που ακολουθεί ,το διαγράψαν από τα επίσημα φόρα #swtor και προσωπικά διαφωνώ γιατί είναι αν μην τι άλλο στα πλαίσια της κριτικής , της καλής κριτικής ( να πούμε και την στραβή αλήθεια η bioware μας πλάνταξε στις μουφο-ενημερώσεις , ούτε μια επίσημη ακύρωση για το release date δεν είχαμε ), αλλά συνάμα και αστείο.
Την αντίθεσή μου σε αυτήν την απόφαση την έδειξα με μηνύματα στο twitter swtor greece και θα συνεχίσω μέχρι να επανενεργοποιηθεί το λινκ .
http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=304807
Το αρχικό άρθρο ειναι το εξής :
"
Scene 1: The General Forum
Forum-goer 1: That update sucked!
Forum-goer 2: Yeah man. I mean, a book? I came here for a game update
Forum-goer 3: There's no need to complain, you get what you get.
Forum-goer 4: You all need to stop whining like spoiled brats. It's not like they promised you a GOOD update every week
Forum-goers 5-1056: Rabble rabble rabble.
Chaos ensues......meanwhile, at Bioware Austin......
Scene 2: Bioware Austin
DE: So how did they react to the update?
SR: Not well, most of them are upset. They're saying it wasn't a real update. The forums have descended into chaos, aggravated by the fact that whenever they voice their displeasure their threads and negative posts are deleted.
DE: Good, good. The plan is proceeding nicely.
SR: Plan? What plan?
DE: The plan to use pure nerd rage and tears as fuel to sustain Cthulhu in his conquest of the Earth.
SR: What?
DE: You didn't actually think we were developing a game did you? There's no way we could live up to the hype we've created
SR: So you mean.....this whole thing.....
DE: Yes,
Now that you know about it, I'll have to feed you to the Sarlaac Enforcer we keep out back.
SR:
Scene 3: Bioware Austin, an elegant throne room (1 day later)
A shadowy figure stands with his back turned to the room's only entrance.
Enter DE
DE: Master, it is done. Chaos reigns among the fans, and the tears flow freely.
Master: Yes, Cthulhu will reign supreme!
DE: It is time you made yourself known to the world as it's new Assistant to the Supreme Ruler.
Master: Assistant Supreme Ruler sounds better
DE: But they're not the same thing
Master: Yes they are! Do not argue with me!
DE:
Master: Now I will turn around, revealing my identity to you and
the entire world!
The shadowy figure turns slowly around, removing his hood as he does so
THE END!!!
If you want to know who DE is taking orders from, you'll have to buy my upcoming book titled "Daniel"!
JK, his master is a Frankenstein-like monster made up of parts from the Marketing team, Georg Zoeller, and the unrevealed Emperor from the game.
(This story was written for the sake of fun. It's just a joke. Don't ban me
)
"
original post by Qwarky : http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=304807
Το post που ακολουθεί ,το διαγράψαν από τα επίσημα φόρα #swtor και προσωπικά διαφωνώ γιατί είναι αν μην τι άλλο στα πλαίσια της κριτικής , της καλής κριτικής ( να πούμε και την στραβή αλήθεια η bioware μας πλάνταξε στις μουφο-ενημερώσεις , ούτε μια επίσημη ακύρωση για το release date δεν είχαμε ), αλλά συνάμα και αστείο.
Την αντίθεσή μου σε αυτήν την απόφαση την έδειξα με μηνύματα στο twitter swtor greece και θα συνεχίσω μέχρι να επανενεργοποιηθεί το λινκ .
http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=304807
Το αρχικό άρθρο ειναι το εξής :
"
Forum-goer 1: That update sucked!
Forum-goer 2: Yeah man. I mean, a book? I came here for a game update
Forum-goer 3: There's no need to complain, you get what you get.
Forum-goer 4: You all need to stop whining like spoiled brats. It's not like they promised you a GOOD update every week
Forum-goers 5-1056: Rabble rabble rabble.
Chaos ensues......meanwhile, at Bioware Austin......
Scene 2: Bioware Austin
DE: So how did they react to the update?
SR: Not well, most of them are upset. They're saying it wasn't a real update. The forums have descended into chaos, aggravated by the fact that whenever they voice their displeasure their threads and negative posts are deleted.
DE: Good, good. The plan is proceeding nicely.
SR: Plan? What plan?
DE: The plan to use pure nerd rage and tears as fuel to sustain Cthulhu in his conquest of the Earth.
SR: What?
DE: You didn't actually think we were developing a game did you? There's no way we could live up to the hype we've created
SR: So you mean.....this whole thing.....
DE: Yes,
Now that you know about it, I'll have to feed you to the Sarlaac Enforcer we keep out back.SR:
Scene 3: Bioware Austin, an elegant throne room (1 day later)
A shadowy figure stands with his back turned to the room's only entrance.
Enter DE
DE: Master, it is done. Chaos reigns among the fans, and the tears flow freely.
Master: Yes, Cthulhu will reign supreme!
DE: It is time you made yourself known to the world as it's new Assistant to the Supreme Ruler.
Master: Assistant Supreme Ruler sounds better
DE: But they're not the same thing
Master: Yes they are! Do not argue with me!
DE:
Master: Now I will turn around, revealing my identity to you and
the entire world!
The shadowy figure turns slowly around, removing his hood as he does so
THE END!!!
If you want to know who DE is taking orders from, you'll have to buy my upcoming book titled "Daniel"!
JK, his master is a Frankenstein-like monster made up of parts from the Marketing team, Georg Zoeller, and the unrevealed Emperor from the game.
(This story was written for the sake of fun. It's just a joke. Don't ban me
)"
original post by Qwarky : http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=304807
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